Kiss Me Quick!


	A Musical Comedy Based on an original story by Kelly Brighton & Jane Stuart Book by Kelly Brighton & Jane Stuart Music & Lyrics by Kelly Brighton LOG LINE During the roaring twenties Daphne and Burton DeVoy are pampered stars of the London Stage. On the last night of their hit show, Kiss Me Quick!, a mysterious chauffeur sends them hurtling through time to the mean streets of a futuristic Hollywood. The snobbish Brits must seek the aid of a Psychic Drag Queen, Rastafarian Street Prophet, Megalomaniac Studio Executive, and Marilyn Monroe Wannabe, if they are to find their way home. Kiss Me Quick! has a website for Theatre Companies to consider for production. It contains the entire score of 19 songs and a complete synopsis. Those interested may request the password for the private site by contacting Kelly. CHARACTERS (in order of appearance) The Company of singers/dancers PRINCIPALS DAPHNE DeVOY (35) A beautiful diva. BURTON DeVOY (40) A song and dance man, movie-star debonair. Daphne’s real life husband. MAURY SHIRE A failed New York Theatrical agent. Doubles as: BABS FLAMBE A Comic Drag Queen. JANICE SCRUBBAWENCH (21) The worst maid in London. Doubles as: NANCY TEMPEST A bleach-blonde starlet-wannabe. GRINELDA LIPWORTH (Late 40’s) A high powered, high fashion gossip-columnist. Doubles as: BLOAN JONDELL An agressive TV gossip reporter. FREDDY CARLISLE (28) The Musical Director of Kiss Me Quick! Doubles as: KURT BULBREAKER A slick studio executive. PRUDENCE DeVOY (16) A gangly, near sighted adolescent. Daughter of Daphne and Burton DeVoy. DESMOND DEVOY (14) A dark presence in a long raincoat. Son of Daphne and Burton DeVoy. THE SKANKS: Obsessa/Narcissa/Jennifer Three stylish, talented hookers. RASTA REGGIE A Rastafarian from Jamaica with spectacular dreadlocks. SONGS All Tracks Composed, Produced, Arranged and Performed by Kelly Brighton. ACT 1 Kiss Me Quick! Burton, Daphne & Company So Mummy & Daddy Prudence How Long Have You Felt That Way? Burton and Daphne Greener Pastures Instrumental The Crap Heard 'Round The World Grinelda, Daphne, Burton and Maury How Long Have You Felt That Way? (Reprise) Burton and Daphne Mocha Latte Instrumental/Spoken Hollywood Company Bust Up Da Gloomy! Rasta Reggie, The Skanks & Company ACT 2 Get What Ya Want Burton, Daphne and Company Kiss Me Quick ! (Reprise) Burton and Company Shame on Ya, Baby Daphne and The Skanks Part Of My Past Burton and Daphne Time Under A Tree Babs Love's A Whole Lotta Nothin' The Skanks, Desmond and Company Why Don't You Grow Up? Bloan, Babs, Burton, Daphne, Kurt, Nancy and The Skanks There, There, My Love Daphne and Burton Kiss Me Quick! (Finale) Company Kiss Me Quick! Instrumental Groove/Curtain Call Music, Lyrics and Arrangements © Kelly Brighton (ASCAP / Streams In The Wasteland Music) [Lead guitar on “Hollywood” by Jim West] Kiss Me Quick! I've Whiplash, Darling Based on an original story by Kelly Brighton and Jane Stuart • Book by Kelly Brighton and Jane Stuart Music and Lyrics by Kelly Brighton Copyright © Brighton/Stuart • All Rights Reserved. Used with permission.